They say I wouldn't last a day in the real world..
I say you wouldn't survive a night in mine..
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: staypozitive)
oh well happy thanksgiving fgtz
so perfect aw
i like her dress not her face
LOL
okay you can have the dress and I’ll take tara
funny id rather have her face..
ladies and gentlemen, the world we live in.
when people of tumblr have no internet, they leak into the real world…
hey guys look, atlantic city, my home.
i think that they are repping us pretty well
no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride
they’re just like “i might break you”
no you foolish mortal
i have the strength of a thousand horses
please, place yourself upon my back
(Source: hunger-striking)
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
(Source: aru)
(Source: onlinehannah)