They say I wouldn't last a day in the real world..
I say you wouldn't survive a night in mine..
I’m meant to go job searching today but the rain is harder than my dick in the playboy mansion so that’s just not happening
no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride
they’re just like “i might break you”
no you foolish mortal
i have the strength of a thousand horses
please, place yourself upon my back