They say I wouldn't last a day in the real world..
I say you wouldn't survive a night in mine..

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Edited by yours truley -Silv3r

 

mikkynga:

iwanttobeatotodile:

mydepressioneatsmealive:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

This is just legitimately sad.

and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.

i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent

(Source: eternalseptember)

inbreed:

I’m meant to go job searching today but the rain is harder than my dick in the playboy mansion so that’s just not happening

fawked:

massiv3:

lolgigglefits:

w4nkofff:

massiv3:

oh well happy thanksgiving fgtz

so perfect aw

i like her dress not her face

LOL

okay you can have the dress and I’ll take tara

funny id rather have her face..

fawked:

massiv3:

lolgigglefits:

w4nkofff:

massiv3:

oh well happy thanksgiving fgtz

so perfect aw

i like her dress not her face

LOL

okay you can have the dress and I’ll take tara

funny id rather have her face..

hityou:

221cumberbum:

loki-cat:

ladies and gentlemen, the world we live in.

when people of tumblr have no internet, they leak into the real world…

hey guys look, atlantic city, my home.

i think that they are repping us pretty well

believed:

no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride

they’re just like “i might break you”

no you foolish mortal

i have the strength of a thousand horses

please, place yourself upon my back

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