They say I wouldn't last a day in the real world..
I say you wouldn't survive a night in mine..
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Thats how i look at you..
(Source: blair-bass)
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
This is just legitimately sad.
and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.
i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent
(Source: eternalseptember)
I’m meant to go job searching today but the rain is harder than my dick in the playboy mansion so that’s just not happening
(Source: staypozitive)
oh well happy thanksgiving fgtz
so perfect aw
i like her dress not her face
LOL
okay you can have the dress and I’ll take tara
funny id rather have her face..
ladies and gentlemen, the world we live in.
when people of tumblr have no internet, they leak into the real world…
hey guys look, atlantic city, my home.
i think that they are repping us pretty well
no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride
they’re just like “i might break you”
no you foolish mortal
i have the strength of a thousand horses
please, place yourself upon my back
